{"product_id":"shakespeare-insult-sticker-sheet","title":"Shakespeare Insult Sticker Sheet","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"438\"\u003ePolite. Measured. Merciless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"633\"\u003eThis curated sticker sheet features four of Shakespeare’s most elegantly devastating insults — reimagined with cutesy gothic flair, mischievous devils, plague doctors, and judgmental skeletons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"683\"\u003eBecause if you must be dramatic… do it properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eIncluded designs:\u003cbr\u003e🖤 \u003cem data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eThou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"747\"\u003e🔥 \u003cem data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eThou Art Unfit for Any Place but Hell\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"792\"\u003e🩸 \u003cem data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eI Am Sick When I Do Look on Thee\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e💀 \u003cem data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"883\"\u003ePray, Remove Thyself From My Immediate Reality\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eEach design blends dark academia humor with Renaissance-grade condemnation — perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, e-readers, or anything that deserves a little literary violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eThis sheet is part of our \u003cstrong data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eInsulted in Iambic Pentameter\u003c\/strong\u003e collection — for those who prefer their disdain structured, scannable, and historically accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Transparent, high-durability film material for a clean, seamless look\u003cbr\u003e- Matte UV protective laminate resists scratches, sunlight, and light weather\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology for crisp, detailed color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 16 sizes and sold as single pieces or bundles of 5, 10, or 25\u003cbr\u003e- Very strong permanent adhesive — sticks best to smooth surfaces (not suitable for paper\/cardboard\/soft-touch)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ 1 pc \/ Transparent","offer_id":44211109625949,"sku":"86838193048914673698","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ 5 pcs \/ Transparent","offer_id":44211109658717,"sku":"13414524901450332915","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ 1 pc \/ Transparent","offer_id":44211109691485,"sku":"25874665979210478201","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ 5 pcs \/ Transparent","offer_id":44211109724253,"sku":"10979332349035588094","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" × 5\" \/ 1 pc \/ Transparent","offer_id":44211109757021,"sku":"25075937840230279384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" × 5\" \/ 5 pcs \/ Transparent","offer_id":44211109789789,"sku":"30924838730086197788","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9646\/9597\/files\/10463583869929266037_2048.jpg?v=1771450929","url":"https:\/\/thealibiroombookstore.com\/products\/shakespeare-insult-sticker-sheet","provider":"The Alibi Room","version":"1.0","type":"link"}