{"product_id":"thou-hast-the-soul-of-a-damp-teacake-sticker","title":"Thou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"342\"\u003eSome insults whisper.\u003cbr data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eThis one simmers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eFeaturing a delightfully unbothered Shakespearean skeleton mid-meditation (tea in hand, stars aligned, absolutely judging you), this sticker delivers one of the Bard’s most beautifully specific burns:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"589\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"589\"\u003e“Thou hast the soul of a damp teacake.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"643\"\u003eIt’s poetic.\u003cbr data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"606\"\u003eIt’s unnecessary.\u003cbr data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eIt’s devastating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"657\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"837\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eWater bottles that deserve personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eLaptops that tolerate mediocrity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"781\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eNotebooks filled with dramatic thoughts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"837\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eOr anyone who believes insults should scan properly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"970\"\u003ePart of our \u003cem data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eInsulted in Iambic Pentameter\u003c\/em\u003e collection — because if you’re going to ruin someone verbally, at least do it in verse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for crisp visuals\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, eco-solvent inks for vivid black-and-red printing\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes with white or transparent backing\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; best for smooth, flat indoor surfaces (not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":44211044384861,"sku":"74292939892464775784","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":44211044417629,"sku":"32893374309657633995","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9646\/9597\/files\/8540076981765745172_1200.jpg?v=1771447342","url":"https:\/\/thealibiroombookstore.com\/products\/thou-hast-the-soul-of-a-damp-teacake-sticker","provider":"The Alibi Room","version":"1.0","type":"link"}