Premium Handcrafted Soy Candles

Bright, citrusy, and aggressively cheerful — just like your coping mechanisms.

For when your soul has left the chat but your apartment still deserves to smell alive.

This sarcastically sunny candle blends pink grapefruit and citrus zest with undertones of faked enthusiasm and existential dread. It’s like therapy in a jar — if therapy came with fire.

Light it, smile vaguely into the void, and let the fragrance do the emotional labor.

Scent Profile: Pink Grapefruit — bright citrus, tangy sweetness, and faint denial.

Burn Time: ~50 hours (or three full spirals of overthinking).

Mood: Chaotically optimistic, disturbingly pleasant.

“Decay never smelled so good.”

Pure, Safe, and Made with Care in New England

Indulge in our premium soy candles that bring warmth and ambiance to any space without compromise. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn

Lovingly hand-poured and packaged in New England, our amber and clear glass vessels make a stunning addition to any home décor while delivering a superior sensory experience.