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Some women carry purses. You carry unsolved mysteries.
On one side, a shadowy silhouette of a classic femme fatale—sharp heels, sharper stare. On the other, her whispered warning:
“Dead men tell no tales... but I do.”
This tote is more than a bag; it’s a statement. A weapon of style in the hands of the well-read and well-armed. Made to carry paperbacks, evidence folders, or just your haunting charm, this bag turns every sidewalk into a crime scene runway.
Whether you’re headed to the bookstore, the morgue, or somewhere in between—this tote’s got your back... and your secrets.
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Femme Fatale Noir Tote--Secrets Not Included--POD
$20.99 USD
On one side, a shadowy silhouette of a classic femme fatale—sharp heels, sharper stare. On the other, her whispered warning:
“Dead men tell no tales... but I do.”
This tote is more than a bag; it’s a statement. A weapon of style in the hands of the well-read and well-armed. Made to carry paperbacks, evidence folders, or just your haunting charm, this bag turns every sidewalk into a crime scene runway.
Whether you’re headed to the bookstore, the morgue, or somewhere in between—this tote’s got your back... and your secrets.
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!