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I Got 99 Problems But Amontillado Ain’t One (Edgar Allan Poe Vintage Poster) Tee

I Got 99 Problems But Amontillado Ain’t One (Edgar Allan Poe Vintage Poster) Tee

$33.99 USD
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This t-shirt balances subtle gothic symbolism with unapologetic literary dark humor. A minimalist raven perches on the front chest—small, watchful, and unmistakably ominous. Turn around, and the full statement is revealed: a bold Edgar Allan Poe graphic on the back, blending classic literature with modern irreverence.

Designed for lovers of dark academia, gothic literature, and those who appreciate their horror with a touch of wit, this shirt is equal parts understated and unhinged—in the best way.

Perfect for bookstores, late-night readings, cemetery strolls, or simply letting the world know you read the classics… and understood them.


Product Type: Tee

Product Features:
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort.
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit.
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main graphics, ensuring detailed artwork.
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, all-season wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main prints) for sharp, lasting designs
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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