“Light Up a Room” Dark Humor T-Shirt

People say you light up a room.
They just don’t mean it as a compliment.

This shirt is for anyone with a deep appreciation for dark humor and an even deeper respect for plausible deniability.

Featuring the phrase:
“People say I light up a room.
It’s called arson.
And they’re called witnesses.”

This tee delivers deadpan delivery with a crime-adjacent twist—equal parts satire, sarcasm, and side-eye. Designed to look clean and intentional (not novelty), it reads like a statement you absolutely shouldn’t say out loud… but will anyway.

Perfect for true crime fans, writers, over-explainers, and anyone whose sense of humor makes people pause before laughing.

Warning:
May result in uncomfortable eye contact, nervous laughter, and follow-up questions you are not obligated to answer.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Shoulder twill tape and tubular knit reduce stretching and improve shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design
- OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat