“Never Mess with a Woman Who Knows How to Stage a Crime Scene” Ornament

For the woman who can bake cookies, wrap gifts, and erase evidence — all before midnight. 🎄🩸

This bold and cheeky ornament is perfect for true crime lovers, forensic science fans, and anyone whose idea of “holiday decorating” involves a little caution tape. Featuring vivid red and yellow accents framed by CRIME SCENE tape, it’s equal parts festive and fierce — a must-have for your darkly humorous Christmas tree.

Hang it proudly on your tree, gift it to your favorite investigator, or use it as a subtle warning to anyone thinking about crossing you this season.