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Romance is Dead—And She Knows It
Slip into the shadowy glamour of a bygone era with this cropped hoodie, equal parts sultry and dangerous. Across the front, the words “Romance is dead. So he is.” deliver their verdict with wry finality. On the back, a scene straight from a pulp detective cover—our femme fatale stands under the dim glow of an unseen streetlamp, cigarette in one hand, shovel in the other, a fresh grave at her feet. Perfect for nights when you’d rather write your own ending… and make sure it sticks.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"Romance is dead" Crop Hoodie--POD
$46.50 USD
Slip into the shadowy glamour of a bygone era with this cropped hoodie, equal parts sultry and dangerous. Across the front, the words “Romance is dead. So he is.” deliver their verdict with wry finality. On the back, a scene straight from a pulp detective cover—our femme fatale stands under the dim glow of an unseen streetlamp, cigarette in one hand, shovel in the other, a fresh grave at her feet. Perfect for nights when you’d rather write your own ending… and make sure it sticks.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |