Thou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake Sticker

Some insults whisper.
This one simmers.

Featuring a delightfully unbothered Shakespearean skeleton mid-meditation (tea in hand, stars aligned, absolutely judging you), this sticker delivers one of the Bard’s most beautifully specific burns:

“Thou hast the soul of a damp teacake.”

It’s poetic.
It’s unnecessary.
It’s devastating.

Perfect for:

• Water bottles that deserve personality

• Laptops that tolerate mediocrity

• Notebooks filled with dramatic thoughts

• Or anyone who believes insults should scan properly

Part of our Insulted in Iambic Pentameter collection — because if you’re going to ruin someone verbally, at least do it in verse.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for crisp visuals
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Bright, eco-solvent inks for vivid black-and-red printing
- Available in four sizes with white or transparent backing
- Quick, bubble-free application; best for smooth, flat indoor surfaces (not waterproof)

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.