Premium Handcrafted Soy Candles

Warm vanilla with a touch of smoke — comfort, chaos, and denial, all in one jar.

For the days when everything’s on fire — but, you know, metaphorically.

This darkly funny candle is your certified coping mechanism in a jar: a warm, grounding scent of vanilla bean that soothes your inner chaos while whispering, “We’re fine. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.”

Light it, take a deep breath, and pretend you’ve got it together. The world may be crumbling, but at least it smells incredible.

Scent Profile: Vanilla Bean — warm, sweet, and slightly unhinged.

Burn Time: (depends on the intensity of your breakdowns)

Mood: Cozy denial with a hint of self-awareness.

Label: Minimalist black with forensic-style lettering — perfect for your shelf, desk, or emotional fallout bunker.

“For lighting… not coping.”

Pure, Safe, and Made with Care in New England

Indulge in our premium soy candles that bring warmth and ambiance to any space without compromise. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn

Lovingly hand-poured and packaged in New England, our amber and clear glass vessels make a stunning addition to any home décor while delivering a superior sensory experience.