Santa's checking his list...but you're checking your alibi. Wrap yourself in cozy suspicion this holiday season with our “All I Want for Christmas Is an Alibi” sweatshirt — the perfect blend of festive cheer and forensic flair. Designed with a crime-scene twist, this sweatshirt features evidence-tag accents, mistletoe, and just enough noir attitude to make even the elves nervous.
Soft, durable, and perfect for long nights reviewing case files (or watching true-crime marathons), it’s the ideal statement piece for detectives, sleuths, and anyone who prefers their Christmas cookies with a side of mystery.
Because sometimes, the best gift is a clean getaway.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² fabric for warmth without bulk
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (color-dependent blends)
- Dropped shoulder and classic fit for relaxed layering
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- Seamless tubular knit construction; tear-away label and REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean