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Whether you're dodging questions or digging through dusty tomes, staying hydrated is the only alibi you need. This rugged 25 oz CamelBak® water bottle features our exclusive noir-inspired design: "Confession? Never. Hydration? Always."—a cheeky nod to those who know how to keep their secrets sealed and their water cold.
Crafted from 50% recycled plastic, this bottle pairs eco-conscious construction with uncompromising durability. The leak-resistant flip-up straw lid offers convenient sipping on the go, while the bold phrase and The Alibi Room Bookstore logo ensure you're sipping in style—even when the pressure’s on.
Perfect for:
True crime buffs
Amateur sleuths
Desk detectives
Anyone who believes in plausible deniability and proper hydration
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"Confession? Never. Hydration? Always." 25 oz Camelbak Flip straw water bottle--POD
$30.50 USD
Crafted from 50% recycled plastic, this bottle pairs eco-conscious construction with uncompromising durability. The leak-resistant flip-up straw lid offers convenient sipping on the go, while the bold phrase and The Alibi Room Bookstore logo ensure you're sipping in style—even when the pressure’s on.
Perfect for:
True crime buffs
Amateur sleuths
Desk detectives
Anyone who believes in plausible deniability and proper hydration
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!