"Festive but Dead Inside" Christmas Skull Crewneck Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, cozy, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck wraps you in warmth while letting your darkly festive side show. The vintage-red square print reads “Festive but Dead inside” with sprigs of holly, snowflakes, and a Santa-hat skull for a wink of holiday sarcasm. Wear it on chilly nights by the tree, at low-key holiday gatherings, or during slow mornings when you want comfort with attitude. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels substantial without weighing you down; ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape through seasons. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to be comfy, cozy, and a little irreverent all at once.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and less fabric waste
- 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-poly blend for medium-heavy warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
- DTG prints with optional embroidery placements (left/center chest, wrists) and DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, made in Nicaragua — safety and responsible sourcing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean