Hand Towel — Funny 'Does This Smell Like Chloroform To You?'

Bring a little forensic flair into your kitchen or bathroom with this delightfully inappropriate hand towel. Featuring the phrase “Does this smell like chloroform to you?” and a retro-style illustration of a hand holding a suspiciously labeled bottle, this towel is perfect for true crime lovers, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone whose friends already question their internet search history.

Soft, absorbent, and guaranteed to get a reaction—this towel turns everyday chores into a crime scene comedy.

Great for:
🩸 True crime fans
🔍 Dark-humor households
🎁 Gag gifts, white elephant parties, and questionable relatives

Just… maybe don’t actually ask guests to smell it.

Product features
- Soft, lightweight fabric for a gentle touch
- Vivid, crisp one-sided print with bright colors
- Absorbent blend of 52% polyester and 48% cotton
- Durable material that retains shape and dries quickly
- One size — 28" × 16" (71.1 cm × 40.6 cm)

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean