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I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi T-Shirt — Funny Crime Scene Graphic Tee
$26.95 USD
For when you absolutely need people to remember you were definitely, unquestionably, suspiciously present.
Step into the scene like you mean it with our “I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi” tee — the official uniform for anyone who prefers their humor a little dark and their stories a little suspicious. Splashed with forensic-style blood spatter, this shirt looks like it was pulled straight from an evidence locker… or at least from your favorite true crime binge.
Soft, comfortable, and criminally on-theme, it’s perfect for bookstore lurkers, late-night investigators, and anyone who wants the world to know they’re innocent (or at least prepared).
Whether you’re grabbing coffee, browsing your next mystery novel, or casually making sure you’re seen on camera, this tee delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm, style, and subtle menace.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (Softstyle) — lightweight 153 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label and classic crew fit for easy wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |