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Eco-conscious. Suspiciously stylish.
Whether you're hiking a trail, hitting the gym, or just trying to survive another day of small talk, this CamelBak Flip Straw Bottle gets the job done—with just the right amount of dark humor. Embossed with the playful (and slightly alarming) phrase "Probably Not Poison", it’s perfect for those who prefer their hydration with a twist of irony.
Crafted from 50% recycled plastic, this vintage-tinged essential keeps you refreshed while whispering, “trust issues, but make it sustainable.”
Features:
Flip-up straw lid for easy sipping—no suspicious spills here
Leak-proof and BPA-free, so your drinks stay secure and (probably) harmless
Dishwasher safe, because scrubbing suspicion takes time
Classic design with a retro font that’ll make any detective or true crime junkie smirk
Use it for:
Water, tea, iced coffee, suspicious herbal blends, or whatever mystery brew you prefer. Just…maybe label it clearly if you're leaving it in the break room.
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
"Probably Not Poison" Flip straw CamelBak Water Bottle--POD
$30.50 USD
Whether you're hiking a trail, hitting the gym, or just trying to survive another day of small talk, this CamelBak Flip Straw Bottle gets the job done—with just the right amount of dark humor. Embossed with the playful (and slightly alarming) phrase "Probably Not Poison", it’s perfect for those who prefer their hydration with a twist of irony.
Crafted from 50% recycled plastic, this vintage-tinged essential keeps you refreshed while whispering, “trust issues, but make it sustainable.”
Features:
Flip-up straw lid for easy sipping—no suspicious spills here
Leak-proof and BPA-free, so your drinks stay secure and (probably) harmless
Dishwasher safe, because scrubbing suspicion takes time
Classic design with a retro font that’ll make any detective or true crime junkie smirk
Use it for:
Water, tea, iced coffee, suspicious herbal blends, or whatever mystery brew you prefer. Just…maybe label it clearly if you're leaving it in the break room.
• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!