Same Bad Habits. Better Alibis. — A 2026 Dark Humor Crime Calendar

You survived last year. This year, your story just gets more complicated.

Welcome to Same Bad Habits. Better Alibis. — a 2026 calendar for anyone whose explanations slowly unravel under pressure.

Each month features a crime-scene-inspired image paired with a literal alibi that grows increasingly unhinged as the year goes on. What starts as reasonable clarification turns into full-blown damage control by December.

This isn’t motivation.
It’s plausible deniability.

Designed with a dark, detective-noir aesthetic, this calendar blends true-crime vibes, dry humor, and just enough chaos to feel familiar. Perfect for true crime fans, lawyers at heart, writers, investigators, or anyone who copes with humor and side-eye.

Perfect for:
✔ True crime lovers
✔ Dark humor enthusiasts
✔ Writers, investigators, and over-explainers
✔ Anyone who’s ever said “okay—no wait, let me rephrase that”

Disclaimer:
This calendar will not help you beat a polygraph.
But it will make your wall more interesting.

Product features
- Wire coil binding with centered 4mm hanging hole for easy flipping and display
- Vibrant, high-quality printing on thick premium paper for bold month images
- Matte writable month grids to allow pen or marker use without smudging
- Two size options: 11" x 8.5" (matte) and 14" x 11.5" (glossy)
- Includes small QR codes on the back; spiral binding and durable construction

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