The Morally Gray Essentials Kit

Bundle and save $15+ compared to buying separately.

Not evil.
Not innocent.
Just… practical.

For the ones who read villain monologues like love letters, collect alibis like bookmarks, and understand that “for legal reasons, this is a joke.”

This bundle brings together three of our most unapologetically dark favorites into one perfectly coordinated set.

What’s Inside:

🖤 Morally Gray Sweatshirt (Black)
“My favorite color is morally gray.”
Featuring our bookish skeleton and sword design — equal parts cozy and chaotic.

🖤 Girls Just Wanna Have Guillotines Tote
Romantic florals meet revolutionary energy. Carry your books. Or your secrets.

🖤 Sticker Pack
Includes:

• “Medicated but Stabby”

• “CSI: Constantly Stressed & Irritable”

• “My Alibi Won’t Hold Up in Court”

• “For Legal Reasons, This Is a Joke”

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or subtle warnings.

Each item is fulfilled separately and may ship separately.