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This isn't your average hoodie — it's a confession in cotton. Featuring the official logo of The Alibi Room Bookstore on the chest and a striking graphic of a noir-inspired femme fatale on the back, this Champion heavyweight hoodie makes a statement that’s equal parts mystery and menace.
Whether you're chasing clues, dodging suspects, or just cozying up with your latest case file, the “Beauty, Brains, Body Count” hoodie wraps you in classic style and dark wit. Built from 50% cotton, 50% eco-friendly fleece, and 100% attitude.
Warning: Side effects may include raised brows, whispered rumors, and unexplained chills. Wear responsibly.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Femme Fatale Champion Hoodie--POD
$48.99 USD
Whether you're chasing clues, dodging suspects, or just cozying up with your latest case file, the “Beauty, Brains, Body Count” hoodie wraps you in classic style and dark wit. Built from 50% cotton, 50% eco-friendly fleece, and 100% attitude.
Warning: Side effects may include raised brows, whispered rumors, and unexplained chills. Wear responsibly.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
S | 26 ¾ | 33 -36 | 25 ¼ |
M | 28 ⅜ | 37 -39 ¾ | 25 ¾ |
L | 29 ⅛ | 41 -42 ⅞ | 26 ⅜ |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 43 ¾-45 ⅝ | 27 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46 ⅞-48 ⅞ | 27 ½ |
3XL | 31 ½ | 50.00-53 | 28 ⅜ |