"You're Not Invited" Zip Up Hoodie

Subtle in the front. Unmistakable in the back.

This black zip-up hoodie features a minimalist white coffin outline printed on the front chest corner—quiet, restrained, and easy to miss at first glance. Turn around, and the message is clear:
“you’re not invited to my funeral.”

Designed for those who prefer their humor dry, their boundaries firm, and their aesthetic unapologetically dark. This piece balances minimalism with attitude, making it wearable, versatile, and just threatening enough to be funny.

Perfect for cool nights, bookstore runs, graveyard strolls (hypothetically), or existing peacefully while unbothered.

Product features
- Soft 80% combed ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend with 3-end fleece for plush comfort
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket and durable YKK #5 zipper with auto-lock slider
- Dual printing: crisp DTF chest and wrist prints, DTG back print for bold detail
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric, regular fit with tear-away label and true-to-size sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean